The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.
so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears
??? ??!? ?
the longer I look at it the funnier it gets
now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be
The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.
the newest member of the avengers initiative: Dick Fury
*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*
did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy
now I do
what if the finale isnt crowley or abaddon winning the throne
what if its dean
Dean would rule hell. Cas would rule heaven.
And because of the love for each other everything would be in balance.
And Sam could live a normal life on earth like he always wanted.
oH MY FUCKING GOD
Please please please
Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch
look at him
friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches…
So he was basically a college student
I like to think that this is when Ron decided not to ever worry about exams again.