Posted 42 minutes ago

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

Posted 43 minutes ago

fangdecay:

captainamericaisavirgin:

benmclemore:

somebody DO SOMETHING

i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have

this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together

that commentary was beautiful

(Source: seanorr)

Posted 44 minutes ago
Posted 45 minutes ago

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]

Nothing can top this.
He has won.
Everyone can vacate now.

Posted 45 minutes ago

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

image

Posted 51 minutes ago
sonofatoasterwaffle:

deansdamnation:

deancanhuntmedown:


#i feel like i have my head on his lap


I fail to see how that is a problem

If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

sonofatoasterwaffle:

deansdamnation:

deancanhuntmedown:

I fail to see how that is a problem

If I do not reblog this, assume I am dead.

(Source: midzilla)

Posted 52 minutes ago
Posted 2 hours ago

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
  1. Eleventh doctor: I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
  2. Twelfth Doctor: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING