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forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

Posted 16 hours ago
ratacular:

becausebirds:

Owl in a towel.

If it’s drying off you could say its a…Moist owlette.

ratacular:

becausebirds:

Owl in a towel.

If it’s drying off you could say its a…
Moist owlette.

Posted 16 hours ago

bettydays:

Let’s just all take a minute to appreciate the kindness of our overlord.

Also, his shirt.

Posted 16 hours ago

clairvoyantsam:

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

deathfrisbeeofbakerstreet:

Some fandoms are waiting for season 10, others for episode 10.

I love how people just
know

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Posted 16 hours ago

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks)

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